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A Man always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years his wife turned the light on, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes mad. ''You Impotent Sod! how could you lie to me all these years?'' Husband looks her in eye & says ''I'll explain the toy, but you explain the kids''
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Re: Where's the joke thread ??
Ahh, but this is not a joke but a truism, who does know their dad.Cas Forever wrote:Dont know where the joke thread is. & I wanted to post this. can we have a new joke thread? make this sticky ??
A Man always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years his wife turned the light on, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes mad. ''You Impotent Sod! how could you lie to me all these years?'' Husband looks her in eye & says ''I'll explain the toy, but you explain the kids''
Before I get in trouble, not all Ladies are the same.
Alcohol has a lot to answer for thats all I'm saying.
Carlsberg don't do Soldiers, but if they did, they would probably be Brits.
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Actually I liked it as well, merely pointed out that it is a truism as well hth.foreva cas wrote:Normy Knight you are such a boring Person
I liked it Egghead
Cut out the insults
Carlsberg don't do Soldiers, but if they did, they would probably be Brits.
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Why don't blind people do Bungee jumps ??
Because it scares the hell out of the Dog. !!!
English , Irish n Scotsman driving along a country lane in the car. They notice a sheeps Hind end sticking out of a fence.
Englishman says ''I wish that was sharon Stone'' the Scotsman says : ''I wish that was Demmi Moor'' then the Irishman says ''I wish it was dark''
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What happens when Rob Burrow walks through a woman's legs ??
He gets a Clip around the ear and a Flap across the face.
Boom Boom !!
Edited family forum, put it in the swear box funny though.
Because it scares the hell out of the Dog. !!!
English , Irish n Scotsman driving along a country lane in the car. They notice a sheeps Hind end sticking out of a fence.
Englishman says ''I wish that was sharon Stone'' the Scotsman says : ''I wish that was Demmi Moor'' then the Irishman says ''I wish it was dark''
8)
What happens when Rob Burrow walks through a woman's legs ??
He gets a Clip around the ear and a Flap across the face.
Boom Boom !!
Edited family forum, put it in the swear box funny though.
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One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful breasts. She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there". The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?" The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The young lady said, "Easy silly! Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the bloody chickens!"
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Which is why the entire thread has not been removed...Stevo wrote:What exactly is "out of hand" with this ?
I see no Swearing, no Racial Comment & nothing Abusive
In fact I spent quite some time cleaning that one up
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Never said it was yet.Stevo wrote:Which still doesn't explain why you deem it "Out of Hand"
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Could be arranged againforeva cas wrote:No you cant take a joke thats why I was put in prison before.
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