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Post by Cas Forever » 29 Nov 2006, 00:11

A Man always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years his wife turned the light on, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes mad. ''You Impotent Sod! how could you lie to me all these years?'' Husband looks her in eye & says ''I'll explain the toy, but you explain the kids''


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Re: Where's the joke thread ??

Post by Normy Knight » 29 Nov 2006, 04:31

Cas Forever wrote:Dont know where the joke thread is. & I wanted to post this. can we have a new joke thread? make this sticky ??


A Man always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years his wife turned the light on, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes mad. ''You Impotent Sod! how could you lie to me all these years?'' Husband looks her in eye & says ''I'll explain the toy, but you explain the kids''


:lol: :)
Ahh, but this is not a joke but a truism, who does know their dad.

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Alcohol has a lot to answer for thats all I'm saying.
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Post by Cas Forever » 29 Nov 2006, 11:26

There's always 1 that spoils the fun isn't their ? lol ;)
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Post by foreva cas » 30 Nov 2006, 13:34

Normy Knight you are such a boring Person
I liked it Egghead

Cut out the insults
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Post by Normy Knight » 30 Nov 2006, 13:47

foreva cas wrote:Normy Knight you are such a boring Person
I liked it Egghead

Cut out the insults
Actually I liked it as well, merely pointed out that it is a truism as well hth. :)
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Post by Cas Forever » 30 Nov 2006, 13:55

Why don't blind people do Bungee jumps ??



Because it scares the hell out of the Dog. !!!

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Englishman says ''I wish that was sharon Stone'' the Scotsman says : ''I wish that was Demmi Moor'' then the Irishman says ''I wish it was dark''

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He gets a Clip around the ear and a Flap across the face.

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Post by Stevo » 30 Nov 2006, 20:23

One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful breasts. She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there". The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?" The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The young lady said, "Easy silly! Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the bloody chickens!"
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Post by Sigon » 01 Dec 2006, 00:05

Can we not let this get out of hand!!!
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Post by Stevo » 01 Dec 2006, 00:27

What exactly is "out of hand" with this ?


I see no Swearing, no Racial Comment & nothing Abusive

In fact I spent quite some time cleaning that one up ;)
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Post by Sigon » 01 Dec 2006, 00:29

Stevo wrote:What exactly is "out of hand" with this ?


I see no Swearing, no Racial Comment & nothing Abusive

In fact I spent quite some time cleaning that one up ;)
Which is why the entire thread has not been removed...
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Post by Stevo » 01 Dec 2006, 00:36

Which still doesn't explain why you deem it "Out of Hand"
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Post by Sigon » 01 Dec 2006, 00:37

Stevo wrote:Which still doesn't explain why you deem it "Out of Hand"
Never said it was yet.
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Post by Casman2 » 01 Dec 2006, 00:38

I think Sigon means, dont let it get out of hand like the last one did
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Post by Stevo » 01 Dec 2006, 00:40

Ahh thanks, never saw how the last one ended up, it started off ok ;)
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Post by Cas Forever » 01 Dec 2006, 14:36

Some Mods/admins can't take a joke.

we will try our best not to let it get of hand, is it possible for it to be made a sticky then ?? :)
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Post by Casman2 » 01 Dec 2006, 16:47

We can take a joke, however after having to clear the last one up and warn everyone and do all the other work involved etc. We just dont want to have to go through all that again
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Post by foreva cas » 01 Dec 2006, 18:01

No you cant take a joke thats why I was put in prison before.
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Post by Slash » 01 Dec 2006, 18:03

foreva cas wrote:No you cant take a joke thats why I was put in prison before.
No it wasn't, it was cos we wanted a bitch! :lol:

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Post by Jack Bauer » 01 Dec 2006, 18:04

Slash wrote:
foreva cas wrote:No you cant take a joke thats why I was put in prison before.
No it wasn't, it was cos we wanted a bitch! :lol:
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Post by Sigon » 01 Dec 2006, 21:55

foreva cas wrote:No you cant take a joke thats why I was put in prison before.
Could be arranged again
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