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Re: Joke Thread

Post by Bengal » 08 May 2015, 13:05

Q. What do you call a Fev lass in a white shell suit?


A. The bride


Q. What do you call a Fev fan in a detached house?


A. A burglar
So I said to the Taxi driver, "King Edwards Close". He replied "It's alright we'll lose him at the next set of lights".

"If you listen to the fans, you end up sitting with them" - Wayne Bennett

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Post by Danny Boy » 25 May 2015, 08:50

Home Games

At long last, the good-humored boss was compelled to call Freddie into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game, you have to take your gran to the doctor."

"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Freddie. "I didn't realise that. What a coincidence!"

"Well?" the boss said after an awkward moment of silence. "Do you have an explanation?"

"Hmmmm..." said Freddie. "You think she's faking it?"
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Post by Stoke Bloke » 03 Mar 2016, 13:20

Apparently the residents of Featherstone were in shock today after a police raid uncovered some 3.5 tonnes of high grade cocaine, 4 assault rifles, several handguns, 2,000 rounds of ammunition and some semtex in a lockup behind the job centre.

A local who didn't wish to be identified said "Its very very surprising you don't usually associate a job centre with Featherstone"
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Re: Joke Thread

Post by WF10 » 27 May 2017, 16:19

I bought my last dog off the blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
removed post it again and you will join them on a 48 hour ban read the AUP

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