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Re: Joke Thread

Posted: 08 May 2015, 13:05
by Bengal
Q. What do you call a Fev lass in a white shell suit?


A. The bride


Q. What do you call a Fev fan in a detached house?


A. A burglar

Re: Joke Thread

Posted: 25 May 2015, 08:50
by Danny Boy
Home Games

At long last, the good-humored boss was compelled to call Freddie into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game, you have to take your gran to the doctor."

"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Freddie. "I didn't realise that. What a coincidence!"

"Well?" the boss said after an awkward moment of silence. "Do you have an explanation?"

"Hmmmm..." said Freddie. "You think she's faking it?"

Re: Joke Thread

Posted: 03 Mar 2016, 13:20
by Stoke Bloke
Apparently the residents of Featherstone were in shock today after a police raid uncovered some 3.5 tonnes of high grade cocaine, 4 assault rifles, several handguns, 2,000 rounds of ammunition and some semtex in a lockup behind the job centre.

A local who didn't wish to be identified said "Its very very surprising you don't usually associate a job centre with Featherstone"

Re: Joke Thread

Posted: 27 May 2017, 16:19
by WF10
I bought my last dog off the blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.