Good News - Two Injuries

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Good News - Two Injuries

Post by OffBeatRL » 04 Oct 2017, 09:53

Heard from a very reliable sauce that Burrow and McGuire will be out for the GF on Sat.

Burrow strained his back reaching for something from the top shelf in Cas Aldi. McGuire sustained multiple injuries after finally being beaten half to death by a referee.

Brain McDermott has also been warned by the RFL after reacting to the news by crying his eyes out & singing Marching on Together while running naked down the Headrow.

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Re: Good News - Two Injuries

Post by SuffolkTiger » 04 Oct 2017, 13:11

OffBeatRL wrote:Heard from a very reliable sauce that Burrow and McGuire will be out for the GF on Sat.

Burrow strained his back reaching for something from the top shelf in Cas Aldi. McGuire sustained multiple injuries after finally being beaten half to death by a referee.

Brain McDermott has also been warned by the RFL after reacting to the news by crying his eyes out & singing Marching on Together while running naked down the Headrow.

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I think you've made some of that up..... Rob Burrow can only reach the middle shelf with a stretch...

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Re: Good News - Two Injuries

Post by Fumper27 » 04 Oct 2017, 14:04

OffBeatRL wrote:Heard from a very reliable sauce that Burrow and McGuire will be out for the GF on Sat.

Burrow strained his back reaching for something from the top shelf in Cas Aldi. McGuire sustained multiple injuries after finally being beaten half to death by a referee.

Brain McDermott has also been warned by the RFL after reacting to the news by crying his eyes out & singing Marching on Together while running naked down the Headrow.

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Believed every word...until I got to "Brain" McDermott!!!

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Re: Good News - Two Injuries

Post by Mysterio » 04 Oct 2017, 14:14

Children will play.
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Re: Good News - Two Injuries

Post by OffBeatRL » 04 Oct 2017, 15:11

Mysterio wrote:Children will play.
Barring the typo (dammit), mine's more believable than yours ;)

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Re: Good News - Two Injuries

Post by cogito ergo sum » 05 Oct 2017, 10:56

I'm certain Burrow shops in Lidl, so I think it's just a rumour.

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